This!
SPAMCRO: SoCo’s Pussified Area Motorbike & Castrated RAM Owners
Not This!
SAMCRO: Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Original
We’ve never had any previous conversations or exchanges with SPAMCRO prior to what happens below. We suspect that a certain “handyman-best-friend” of our family member (both of whom live in Meat Grinder, PA) and is known for extreme gossip most likely relayed private details of our family member’s finances while performing handyman work for The Creepers. We strongly suspect that SPAMCRO got word of this through them and went ‘a fishin’ for ‘another pay day.
SPAMCRO are wannabe wheelers larping. Bikers don’t involve authorities.
SPAMCRO live several hundred yards away on a different road but can still view my property
SPAMCRO were watching from their driveway apron as my vehicle approached + timed their street-crossing to coincide with my arrival and into my vehicle’s lane of travel as I slowly approached, was forced to yield to them, and come to a stop
SPAMCRO took a position within my lane close to the shoulder
SPAMCRO received a bicycle wave & head nod of acknowledgement as I assessed this bizarre & unexpected situation
SPAMCRO both produced the “Neighborhood Standard Glare”, waved me on, and I went about my business perplexed by what happened
I came home later that day to find:
SPAMCRO involved the authorities
SPAMCRO falsely stated that I supposedly “paced back and forth in my front yard” and said “the township was also notified”
SPAMCRO corroborated the bicycle wave & head nod details
During the “interview” which took place on my curtilage several hours later, the credibility of my version was established while SPAMCRO’s was diminished.
In what appears to be retaliation, SPAMCRO does the following:
Mrs. SPAMCRO begins a campaign of walking out of her way to “march” their openly horror-struck offspring past our house repeatedly, in both directions, often several times per day. It should be noted that the offspring appears to exhibit apprehension & resistance to Mrs. SPAMCRO’s coercions. Mrs. SPAMCRO has notably been observed smugly sipping at her beverage and smirking during some of these “performances”.
Simultaneously, Mr. SPAMCRO begins his own campaign of slowly driving their Castrated RAM and Motorbike repeatedly past our house as above, often directly following one another’s performances
SPAMCRO have engaged in perhaps triple digit “repeat performances” from Summer 2023 to Present.
The most recent occurred again on 2/21/2026 where Mr. SPAMCRO followed me home on my motorcycle in his Castrated RAM. He proceeded to perform several drive by’s throughout the afternoon as I washed my bike in the driveway after a ride.
Finally, it’s worth mentioning that SPAMCRO apparently also deduced the location of at least one of my remote outdoor work sites which I frequented in the morning. They made eye contact while parked in their minivan along a dirt road adjacent to my remote worksite as I traveled between them. It’s possible they just happened to be parked on an out of the way dirt road at the exact time I happened to be there. However, it’s also possible this wasn’t a coincidence.
The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck
Whitebread, chicken shit motherfucker
Wait, that’s a lie, that’s a goddamn lie
Get him out of here (I want justice)
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Out, right now
Fuck you, you black motherfuckers
Fuck the police
Fuck the police
Fuck the police
O’shea Jackson / Lorenzo Jerald Patterson / Andre Romell Young / Harry Lamar Iii Whitaker
Jason C. Arthur
