There Goes The Neighborhood (5): SPAMCRO

This!

SPAMCRO: SoCo’s Pussified Area Motorbike & Castrated RAM Owners

Not This!

SAMCRO: Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Original

We’ve never had any previous conversations or exchanges with SPAMCRO prior to what happens below. We suspect a particular “handyman-bestie-friend” of our In-Laws, who also lives in Meat Grinder, PA and is known for extreme gossip most likely relayed private details of our In-Laws’ finances while performing handyman work throughout Meat Grinder. We strongly suspect that SPAMCRO got word of this through the grapevine and went ‘a fishin’ for ‘a pay day.

SPAMCRO are wannabe wheelers larping. Bikers don’t involve police.

SPAMCRO live several hundred yards away from us on a different road

SPAMCRO were watching from their driveway apron as my vehicle approached + timed their street-crossing to coincide with my arrival and into my vehicle’s lane of travel as I slowly approached, was forced to yield to them, and come to a stop

SPAMCRO took a position within my lane close to the right shoulder

SPAMCRO received a bicycle wave & head nod of acknowledgement as I assessed this bizarre & unexpected situation

SPAMCRO both produced the “Neighborhood Standard Glare”, waved me on, and I went about my business perplexed by what happened

I came home later that day to find:

SPAMCRO called the cops

SPAMCRO falsely stated that I supposedly “paced back and forth in my front yard” and said “the township was also notified”

SPAMCRO corroborated the bicycle wave & head nod details

During the “interview” which took place on my curtilage several hours later, the credibility of my version was established while SPAMCRO’s was eliminated.

In what appears to be retaliation, SPAMCRO does the following:

Mrs. SPAMCRO begins a campaign of walking out of her way to “march” their openly horror-struck offspring past our house repeatedly, in both directions, often several times per day. It should be noted that their offspring appears to exhibit apprehension & resistance to Mrs. SPAMCRO’s coercions. Mrs. SPAMCRO has notably been observed smugly sipping at her beverage and smirking during some of these “performances”.

Simultaneously, Mr. SPAMCRO also begins his own campaign of slowly driving their Castrated RAM and Harley-Davidson repeatedly past my house as above, often directly & repeatedly following one another’s performances

SPAMCRO have engaged in nearly triple digit “repeat performances” since 2023 with the most recent occurring on 2/21/26 when Mr. SPAMCRO followed me home in his Castrated RAM as I was coming back from my own motorcycle ride where he performed for several hours that day

The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck
Whitebread, chicken shit motherfucker
Wait, that’s a lie, that’s a goddamn lie
Get him out of here (I want justice)
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Out, right now
Fuck you, you black motherfuckers

Fuck the police
Fuck the police
Fuck the police

O’shea Jackson / Lorenzo Jerald Patterson / Andre Romell Young / Harry Lamar Iii Whitaker

Jason C. Arthur

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