Special note: I’ve officially entered the process of retirement and am offering up my entire personal collection of guitar amplifiers. Please stop by my Reverb shop to see what’s available. Bargain Hunters should bring along their barfbags…

Willing to consider trades ONLY for the following items: Silver bullion, gold bullion, platinum bullion, group 15 pnictogens (only stable isotopes of Moscovium 115 will be considered), real estate, vintage motorcycles, and 0/00/000/OM acoustic guitars. I am being 100% serious.

“You can trust a horse, you can trust a dog, but you can never trust a fucking guitar player!” Pat Mastelotto

“How do you wind up with a million dollars in the amp business? Start with five million!” Anonymous

“I seriously don’t understand why you can’t just sell us your amps for less than 2 grand?” Former Client

“From 1992 until 2022, I sold ALL of my amps for between $1K-$2.4K.” Me

“$1,950.00 for your amp? What, no reverb? That’s a ripoff!” Guitar Show Attendee

“I demand “million dollar performance” for less than $1,500!” Average Guitarist

“They should spend $1,500 on lessons.” Mrs. Arthur

“Dude, all that shit you went through with the amps is unreal. I’ve worked with lots of guitarists. They’re usually pretty full of themselves and bad at their jobs. See You Next Tuesdays. People who play other instruments are usually better.” Eric F.