“Joke em’ if they can’t take a fuck” Anonymous
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My sense of humor, sarcasm, and increased cynicism following 32+ years of music industry dealings is on full display here.
Also, one of the options being presented is NOT like the others!
For the record, the term “Dumble Killer” originated with others when they went to sell their GR1.6’s online and in gear forums. I’ll admit that I appreciate their kind words and graciously “go with it”.
“Option #1.$0 to an iconic, passionate, world class musician with a household name who doesn’t have either foot in the grave and makes electric guitar music which amazes me. I also ask that documentation be signed which outlines the intent to utilize this amplifier on at least one world-class, professionally produced recording. If that’s you, you’re invited to contact me directly. Managers, producers, and techs are welcome to make initial contact-but I prefer to deal directly with Artists on subsequent details.
OR
Option #2.$474,900.00 to a fiscally fortunate gear collector that is obsessed with hype surrounding guitar-related gear and recognizes this as “The Dumble Killer” and thus presents itself as equivalent to Nashville & Chicago used guitar store pricing placed on THE #1 FAMOUS AMP TECH’S #1 PRODUCT which is currently for sale on Reverb. Willing to consider the following: Silver Bullion, Gold Bullion, and Real Estate
OR
Option #3. Precisely only 5.264266% of the above for the person who isn’t necessarily described in Option #1 or #2 and recognizes the value of what is being offered by this amplifier”
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